“sekret” (single) – ronela hajati

So you didn’t win Eurovision this year. So you got eliminated in the semi-finals, despite being heavily favored to win the whole shebang. So the jury allegedly penalized you for your dance moves, despite the fact that you whipped a solid four-plus feet of hair extensions, helicopter-like, for nearly two full minutes.

Good news, Ms. Hajati: your song actually *slaps*.

That sucker was favored with good reason.

It has solid gold warbling, a booty-shaking bassline, random birdcalls, multiple hip hop breaks throughout, and is suuuuuuuper earwormy. Perfect to slip into sets pretty much anywhere.

Douze points, Albania. Douze points.

FCC: No

GMR: No

RIYL: Ace of Base, Arilena Ara, Esther Zahiri

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